We Sell Shit

It’s what we do

An array of shit

Our comprehensive selection of random shit caters to a diverse clientele, ranging from homeowners to commercial entrepreneur.

Apparel and Kitchen

  • Shoes
  • Shirts
  • Knives
  • Boiling Pot

World-class Cuisine

  • Crabs (by lb. or each)
  • Salsa by the gallon
  • Tacos galore!